まうんてん
常識とやらは、いつの間にか、ある日一夜にして変わっています

・へそのゴマ
　昔＝触るな　
　今＝掃除した方がよい

・傷口の処理
　昔＝徹底消毒徹底乾燥　
　今＝無消毒で湿らす

・発熱の対処　
　昔＝徹底して下げろ解熱剤飲め　
　今＝むやみに下げるな

・歯磨きのタイミング
　昔＝食後すぐ磨け　
　今＝30分以内に絶対磨くな、むしろ虫歯を促進する

・朝の歯磨き
　昔＝寝る前に磨いてるから朝食前は別に必要ない　　
　今＝寝起きが口内のバイ菌は最大（※ゆすぐだけでいい）

・歯磨き粉
　昔＝磨いた後は残さず何回もゆすぎなさい　　
　今＝ゆすぎ過ぎはせっかくのフッ素成分がで虫歯に

・視力のダウン
　昔＝暗いとこでPCや本やTV見ると目悪くなるよ　　
　今＝ありえません。それはただの疲れ目

・不妊解決
　昔＝毎日出さないで精子を貯め、濃くなったのを入れなさい　　
　今＝頻繁に出させ常に新鮮な精子をぶち込みなさない

・介護の心得
　昔＝怪我しないようになんでも手伝いなさい　　
　今＝手伝うごとに衰えます、何でも自分でやらせなさい、虐待に冷酷に見えるくらいに

・強盗するなら
　昔＝コンビニ　→　今＝すき家
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